My friend, Tex Earnhardt, is the big car dealer in Phoenix, AZ. Tex, like the famous Cal Worthington, does his own car commercials and is known throughout Arizona. Tex and his wife had a chimpanzee named JJ. JJ was quite a character. He wore a cowboy suit every morning, and would usually go out to the barn to help Tex’s his wife feed the horses. One morning, while she was really busy, the phone rang with Tex shouting, “WHERE’S JJ?” After much searching, they found that the monkey in his cowboy suit, had walked across the street and opened the door of a house where a lady was breast-feeding her baby. She ran to the bedroom and dialed 911. Before the police came, JJ found a bottle of codeine cough medicine on the coffee table, chug-a-lugged it and fell asleep on the couch. Imagine looking up from your baby and seeing a chimp in a cowboy suit walking in your front door!
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